RPC Authority

Not a bad idea, however keep in mind autophagia is also used as a term to describe cells eating themselves.

Short but good. At the beginning the concept just seems okay, but the final memo is what really makes it amazing. Considering how great the article is written, the fact that there isn't more to it upsets me. Wondrous work.

Object Class: Alpha-Yellow

Registered Phenomena Code: 219

Uh, these are supposed to be the other way around. I also think its weird to have the hazard symbols situated below the text instead of just having either text or symbols.

XIX Anomalous Research Center

I have never heard of the Authority calling a site like that.

I also would like the collapsibles to be formatted more nicely into a box although that's just personal preference.

Overall, I really like the effects of this RPC, and I also liked the implication that someone/something is producing the cassettes. But I think this article could be a lot better by making the discovery log point to something, hinting at some kind of a motive, and fixing some formatting. 3 stars.

An alright concept with a questionable execution.

The clinical tone is off at times, and I would have appreciated a bit more effort in constructing the flow.

There are some questionable decisions I do not believe are justified, especially as some are not consistent.

Level IV administrator.

Why roman?

[DATA EXPUNGED]

Narratively pointless expungned that only makese the article come across as lazy.

The reveal is rushed. It hints at some conspiracy but gives no actual substance. A half-assed attempt at elevating the status of the anomaly.

I was unimpressed: an anomaly with no purpose other than driving you crazy and killing you violently… with lots of blood… yawn. Not to mention that one of the classic SCPs was a song that made you maim yourself, yet its application of the idea was much more compelling.

The attempts at shock are laughable, doubly so when pointlessly expunged, and the ending robs the preceding addendum of its modest intrigue by assigning a character to condescendingly parade its implications. Nods to physical and broadcast media are the article's one endearing habit, but they're hardly unique.

Had the author stopped to ask why any of this is happening — which they should've before ever jumping to violence for violence's sake — we could've had a far better article. This one is nothing more than what meets the… ear. Or something.

Y'know, this would've been a lot funnier if the recording were a pro-cannibalism PSA.