The anomaly and containment protocols were interesting enough, but the ending was such an overused trope that I could call every single part of it before it occurred. I swear, I've read so many "anomalous sentient thing that is actually being tortured by some spooky mysterious force" reveals before that it would be more shocking if they could interview it and just found out that it was going for a leisurely stroll of its own volition. The "keep walking" was particularly egregious. Did I really need it spelled out for me?
This article didn't really offend me, though. I was just more captivated by the listing title. 3/5
(I was going to rewrite this post as part of the "DoubleDenial Hides His Worst Reviews" program, but I felt like it only really needed minor edits to reflect my feelings more accurately. I do think that I may have come off a little more aggressive than I should have, so keep in mind that 3/5 is still above the deletion threshold)