Alright, so I have some problems with the execution. At first, it's a nametag which makes people want to constantly introduce themselves, as well as making that the only thing they can do. Then it explains how this happens using memotics. This is where the major hiccup is, as explaining something as vague as "gnatdraffs" In the middle of the article just, doesn't work. The anomaly itself a bit too uninteresting to entice the reader too continue reading and hopefully understanding. The recording at the end was interesting to read through, but it once again explains something which I really didn't find all that intriguing to begin with. The humor isn't my style either, neither in the dialogue nor in the text itself, but that's obviously a very subjective matter.
All in all, the ending wasn't especially exiting nor was the read itself provoking. 2/5