RPC Authority

I was expecting some anomalous objects that could be bought from the store tbh.

+1, well written and obviously well thought-out.

On Addendum 330-02, is there supposed to be nothing in between the quotations? Is that intentional and it's just going over my head? All in all however, I like this object. It's like something you'd find adventuring in some RPG, except the Authority is handling it with real-life seriousness. And I won't lie, the temperature being literally hotter than the surface of the Sun is pretty alarming. I wonder what this place's policy on "you break it, you buy it" is.

But yeah, take a +1 neighbor

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I like this however it needs improvement, I think the items need to have anomalous properties since it would make the store seem more ethereal, the items don't seem to have much significance and the addendums were pretty disappointing. Sorry but -1 for now.

The concept is weird and interesting, but the article doesn't deliver. I was expecting more… infernal convenience store items, and got random junk.

This article has a long buildup for nothing of note to happen. It's misused potential, and not even in a way that I wanted to read more about. "Convenience store from Hell" is a canned premise that I would absolutely SEAL CLAP for, but this is a "convenience store from Heck" at best. It's a shell of a fun idea, and that's a disappointment. 2/5

(Also, "non-hazardous"? Hm… Regenerative, Extra-Dimensional, Mechanical, Animated?)