nvm that edit was really gay
If anything, 777-J would've made much more sense.
And maybe delete the bit about SCP; we're trying to cut off all relations.
I pronounce "pineapples" like I do "Minneapolis."
^ what this guy said exactly, or 21 because blackjack but 777 kinda implies winning at gambling so that one
I thought the bit about SCP was the best part, personally. It was also the only part I found to be humorous. The article was saved from getting one star by its inclusion. Two stars.
This is so stupid, but so funny. It's the only -J of that type I've seen which gets a pass. It's hard to leave a detailed analysis on the few jokes that really land in this short piece, but I'll just say that the absurdity of the humor is not lost on me. The note at the end veers closer into full "dumb" territory, but it doesn't really hinder my perception of the article. 5/5
The Anomalous Stripper Division of RPC. Think about the hilarious implications of that for a minute.
4 stars because I'm biased against sexists jokes and the ending doesn't stick with me. (Hilarious)