File Report: RPC-929 [31/03/2022]
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— Head Researcher Alexander Milhouse
Registered Phenomena Code: 929
Object Class: Neutralized
Hazard Types:Additional Properties: |
Aggression |
Ballistic |
Climatological |
Geological |
Grouped |
Invisibility |
Psychotronic |
Sapient |
Sentient |
Transmutation |
Bio-Hazard |
Contact |
Corrosive |
Electromagnetic Force |
Explosive |
Extreme Temperature |
Radiation |
Toxic |
Destabilization |
Extra-Dimensional |
Gravitational |
Teleportation |
Temporal |
Auditory |
Emotional |
Ideological |
Info-Hazard |
Memory Alteration |
Mind-Control |
Mind-Regression |
Sensory |
Visual |
Animated |
Aquatic |
Ecological |
Extra-Terrestrial |
Immeasurable |
Incorporeal |
Mechanical |
Microscopic |
Organic |
Regenerative |
Titanic |
Tychokinetic |
Replicating |
Newtonian |
Ontological |
Divine |
Hallucinogen |
High Velocity |
Proto-Mechanical |
Proto-Newtonian |
Proto-Sapient |
Containment Protocol:
RPC-929 is to be contained in a sterilized 4m3 chamber paneled with lead. Exploration of ALTR-929 is to be limited to survey drones under Dr. Alexander Milhouse's approval.
Description:
RPC-929 is a cross-dimensional rift encased in the disarranged cadaver of 11-year-old Camille █████, a British student who died during the Battle of France (10 May – 25 June 1940). Its relative vicinity radiates a coherency bubble calculated to be around 3.73 ACS.
Active organic compounds that are submerged inside the coherency bubble for a period of 30-45 minutes (depending on mass) are abruptly teleported into a sub-dreamscape designated as ALTR-929. While displaying physical laws and other properties typical of baseline reality, it is structured in a particle-waveform state. The exact nature of ALTR-929's framework and the validity of its designation as an "alternate reality" is still debated.
ALTR-929, otherwise known as le Royaume Souverain de la Reine Carina (English: the Sovereign Kingdom of Queen Carina), is a landmass with a biosphere similar to Western Europe. Its inhabitants, designated ALTR-929-e, which take the form of entities modeled after typical fauna, cryptids and fictional creatures sourced from myths, storybooks, and/or RPC-929-1’s imagination.
All forms of life, whether native or foreign, are unable to die while inside ALTR-929’s barring the presence and intervention of RPC-929-2.
Three major entities occupy the reality as forces of ALTR-929's nature, designated RPC-929-1, RPC-929-2, and RPC-929-3. They regulate and control the state of ALTR-929 and its interaction with the baseline reality. Description of these entities are as follows:
Registered Phenomena Code: 929-2
Hazard Types:Additional Properties: |
Aggression |
Ballistic |
Climatological |
Geological |
Grouped |
Invisibility |
Psychotronic |
Sapient |
Sentient |
Transmutation |
Bio-Hazard |
Contact |
Corrosive |
Electromagnetic Force |
Explosive |
Extreme Temperature |
Radiation |
Toxic |
Destabilization |
Extra-Dimensional |
Gravitational |
Teleportation |
Temporal |
Auditory |
Emotional |
Ideological |
Info-Hazard |
Memory Alteration |
Mind-Control |
Mind-Regression |
Sensory |
Visual |
Animated |
Aquatic |
Ecological |
Extra-Terrestrial |
Immeasurable |
Incorporeal |
Mechanical |
Microscopic |
Organic |
Regenerative |
Titanic |
Tychokinetic |
Replicating |
Newtonian |
Ontological |
Divine |
Hallucinogen |
High Velocity |
Proto-Mechanical |
Proto-Newtonian |
Proto-Sapient |
Description:
In theory, RPC-929-2 is an idiosyncratic Oneiric entity of the Epiales-class, concentrated on the consciousness of RPC-929. RPC-929-2, or “Gehnich” as it is named, takes on the role of an archetypal "Grim Reaper" and "Angel of Death". It takes on the appearance of an Imperial German soldier wielding a degraded scythe and Luger pistol.
RPC-929-2's nature is to destroy all life within ALTR-929, prioritizing the extermination of RPC-929-1 and foreign entities. RPC-929-2's near presence temporarily paralyzes nearby entities, facilitating neutralization. Entities that are not native to ALTR-929 terminated by RPC-929-2 are transported back to baseline reality as preserved cadavers.
(Excerpt from a retrieved document)
Beware the ill reaper of the dark who calls himself Gehnich. The grim lord of death tramples on creation to take back what's not his. Sovereignty and grace are naught with his path, for his road crosses insanity, decay, and death. His will and order is eternal darkness, one that preceded our Sovereign Grace and our angels.
As evident by the preserved carcasses around RPC-929-1 during its initial discovery, several foreign organisms have been transported and killed over the course of RPC-929's 95 years of activity. The most notable of these entities is a person of interest named "Esmée Jean Carina" (designated PoI-929A). Police records in the city of Orléans revealed this PoI to have gone missing around 1968.
Addendum-929-A: Property Analysis
ALTR-929 holds a variety of supplemental properties set in place by RPC-929-1. An example of one would be the "Intertitle," which can be seen below:
ANALYZING 929-AR-p2 USING DEEP-LEARNING ALGORITHMS
Introduction: During a drone survey, the drone experienced a series of electromagnetic disturbances upon approaching RPC-929-1. Recorded interaction between RPC-929 and PoI-929A revealed that the electronic disturbance was caused by an anomalous property called the "Intertitle." The LCQ machine was created to visualize this property.
About the LCQ Machine: The Low-Coherency Quantum-Light machine is a system that can reliably capture images and information in realities with differing properties of light, characteristic of low ACS settings, by converting light and neural oscillation into coherent data.
The following algorithm utilizes an artificial neural network to decode what the visual cortex would see upon experiencing an intertitle.
MODEL 1 - ACCURACY: 6.3%
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MODEL 2 - ACCURACY: 37.54%
Im(?) PART 1
- — (To be careful)? /əv/ (to conseal) um·bra — -
| bɪˈweə ði ˌɪl ˈriːpər əv ðə dɑːk ˈhuː kɔːlz hɪmˈself "gehnich" |
ðə ɡrɪm lɔːd əv ˈdeθ ˈtræmpl̩z ˈɒn kriːˈeɪʃn̩ tu ˈteɪk bæk ˈwɒts nɒt ɪz |
MODEL 3 - ACCURACY: 91.02%
Imperare II
BEWARE THE MASKED UMBRA
Beware the ill reaper of the dark who calls himself Gehnich. The grim lord of death tramples on creation to take back what's not his.
Subject: RPC-929-1, PoI-929A
Supervisor: Head Researcher Alexander Milhouse
Foreward: The following transcript was taken to test out LCQ drone vIII's ability to render RPC-929-1's intertitle.
<Begin Log, [22/11/18] ALTR-929>
[The LCQ drone wanders around ALTR-929 for 7 hours.]
RPC-929-1: Esmée, regarde ! Par ici ! Esmée, look! Over there!
[RPC-929-1 runs towards the drone.]
RPC-929-1: C'est un autre de ces oiseaux-robots, comme celui dont je t'avais parlé. Regardes ! It’s another birdy-bot like the one I talked about. See?
[PoI-929A inspects the LCQ drone.]
RPC-929-1: Tu penses que ça sert à quoi ? What do you think it’s for?
PoI-929A: C'est un drone de reconnaissance envoyé par l'Autorité pour explorer cet endroit. Tu savais que j'en avais un ? It’s a survey drone sent by the Authority to explore this place. Did you know I used to have one?
RPC-929-1: Tu penses qu'il peut nous entendre ? Do you think it can hear us?
PoI-929A: Oui, tu vois ? Il est couvert de mousse, mais on peut voir un microphone juste là. J'irai même jusqu'à dire que c'est un drone espion. Yes, you see? It’s covered in moss, but you can see a microphone here. I'd go so far as to call it a spy drone.
[RPC-929-1 gets closer to the microphone.]
[Static]
PoI-929: Éloigne toi un peu; Je crois que tu es trop proche. Get a little further; I think that’s too close.
RPC-929-1: Evening RPC, this is Camille speaking! Esmée's here too!
MODEL 3 - ACCURACY: 55.68%
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RENDERING NEW MODEL…
MODEL 4 - ACCURACY: 90.94%
Camille Léa Carina
Queen, Theologist
(1929-)
Honoured student of Harrogate Ladies’ College and active ruler of la Royaume Souverain de la Reine Carina. She created the kingdom's best-known books in philosophy, most famously: “The Science and Theology of Fishes with Shoes."
PoI-929A: Oh, c'était un intertitre ? Oh, was that an intertitle?
RPC-929-1: Oui. Yes.
PoI-929A: (Giggles) Les intertitres sont terribles pour les machines, je comprends mieux pourquoi tu m'as dit que tu avais cassé les autres. Ils sont faits pour le cerveau humain, tu vois ? Intertitles are awful for machines, no wonder you told me you broke the others. They're made for the human brain, see?
RPC-929-1: Oh… So that’s what happened.
PoI-929A: Est-ce qu'on devrait le renvoyer ? Shall we send it back?
RPC-929-1: Adieu oiseau-robot, à la prochaine ! Farewell birdy-bot, see you next time!
[Static]
<End Log>
Addendum-929-B: Exploration Log
A total of 4 survey drones were sent to explore ALTR-929 to search for an exit out of ALTR-929, but none were recovered. On 3/12/2019, CSD-6868 was assigned to explore ALTR-929 alone.
Preview of photographs taken from exploration ALTR-929-A