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Registered Phenomena Code: 118
Object Class: Alpha-Orange
Hazard Types: Climatological Hazard, Emotional Hazard, Animated Hazard
Containment Protocols: RPC-118 is to be kept in a standard inanimate object containment locker at Site-024. Any experimentation with RPC-118 requires the approval of Head Researcher Schnee. Any instances of RPC-118-1 produced during testing are to be immediately terminated at the test's conclusion.
Description: RPC-118 is a pair of child-size mittens, made of spun pink wool. Chemical testing has deemed this wool non-anomalous in itself, displaying qualities similar to natural wool.
RPC-118 possesses multiple anomalous properties which seem to be linked, all of which are activated when both mittens are worn by the same person in an outdoor environment. The first of these properties is that, when activated, the mittens cause rapid alterations to local weather patterns, such that snowfall occurs in the immediate area (the minimum observed range of these abilities has been observed to be 300 meters) within no more than 24 hours. This has been replicated in environments which are extremely non-conducive to snow.
As well, the wearer of RPC-118 will manifest a significantly elevated mood, characterized by increases in playfulness, whimsy, and euphoria, lasting for several days. Wearers will also express an increased desire to "play in the snow"; however, the extent to which this is anomalous (as opposed to a normal aspect of human psychology) remains to be determined. The subject affected by RPC-118 has not been seen to feel any temperature drops from the snow they produce.
During activation periods of RPC-118, any and all coherently formed snow masses will animate, demonstrating mobility and activity. All masses animated by the anomalous properties of RPC-118 are hereby designated as RPC-118-1. Instances of RPC-118-1 tend to be similar in body shape to the subject, with common examples being similar to friends, family or researchers assigned to RPC-118. These entities are capable of free movement, and instances of RPC-118-1 constructed without legs will instead 'shuffle' through areas affected by RPC-118's anomalous properties.
Instances of RPC-118-1 have been described as "playful" and "clumsy" by witnesses, and appear to be unable to gauge their own physical capabilities. Most instances of RPC-118-1 are noticeably single-minded and attempt to engage in friendly, play-like activities with any surrounding organisms or fellow instances of RPC-118-1. All instances of RPC-118-1 are oblivious to physical injuries or pain caused to an organism.
In approximately 15% of instances of RPC-118-1, studies have detected a much higher level of intelligence and self-awareness than a typical instance. Designated RPC-118-2, these specimens are capable of physical interaction through speech. All instances of RPC-118-2 are reported to share the same personality and have retained knowledge previously imparted from previous incarnations.
Interviewed: Instance of RPC-118-2
Interviewer: Dr. Libson, RPC-118 Project Head
Dr. Libson: Greetings from the Authority, RPC-118-2. Would you prefer to be called something else, or is our designation acceptable?
RPC-118-2: It's a pleasure to meet you, friend! You can call me whatever you like!
Dr. Libson: Very well, RPC-118-2 it is. May I ask you some questions?
RPC-118-2: Of course!
Dr. Libson: Our analysis shows that you are composed entirely of snow. How is it that you are able to move around and interact?
RPC-118-2: Why, what an odd question! I suppose I've never really thought about it, though. I'm sorry to say, I don't quite know. Are there any other questions I can answer?
Dr. Libson: What exactly is your… purpose?
RPC-118-2: That's easy! To play! When someone is lonely, they make me! Then we play until they get bored, and I go away!
Dr. Libson: Go away? Where are you when you aren't here?
RPC-118-2: Back to the snow, until someone wants to play again!
Dr. Libson: Several people involved in your… play sessions… have suffered severe injuries. In our latest attempt, an instance of RPC-118-2 ripped off our subject's arm. Can you enlighten us on this event?
RPC-118-2: Oh, I'm terribly sorry! I thought you could just put it back!
Dr. Libson: Put it back? What causes you to think this?
RPC-118-2: Everybody loves to tear off my body parts, and they love it when I put them back! I was under the assumption that if you loved it so much, I could perform my trick on you too! That won't happen again.
Dr. Libson: I see. Thank you for your time.
RPC-118-2: That was a lot of fun! We should play together again sometime! Goodbye!
Shortly after this interview, the interviewed instance of RPC-118-2 was terminated by exposure to heating systems. A subject under the effects of RPC-118 was instructed to create a new instance to test the theory of a single consciousness uniting all instances of RPC-118-2. After one hour, a new instance of RPC-118-2 was animated and sent to communicate with Dr. Libson via two-way intercom.
Dr. Libson: RPC-118-2, can you hear me?
RPC-118-2: Yes, I can! It's so good to see you again!
Dr. Libson: Again?
RPC-118-2: Of course! We talked just a while ago! Is this another play session?
The interview was terminated after a short time. It is presumed that all instances of RPC-118-2 share a single consciousness. Following the interviews above, no further injuries have been sustained during interactions with instances of RPC-118-2.
RPC-118 was first discovered in ████████, Florida, after strange weather patterns were noted and investigated by the Authority. The source of a rash of sudden cold fronts was eventually pinned down to a small forest, where RPC-118 was retrieved by Authority agents. Contrary to RPC-118's current anomalous behavior, no subject was wearing RPC-118 at the time of recovery.
Prior to containment, it is believed that RPC-118 was able to cause snow and instances of RPC-118-1 after the object was discarded by its previous host for reasons yet unknown to the Authority. It has been reported that RPC-118 was noted to feel warm, and two pairs of footprints (testing identified shoe sizes similar to those of one male adult and one female child) leading to the east of the affected area. Following these footprints has resulted in no conclusive insight into the whereabouts of the previous bearer of RPC-118.
Upon initial recovery of RPC-118, a small scrap of paper was found in a hidden pocket in the left mitten. The following is a transcript of the note:
Dear Freddie,
I know you're dealing with a lot right now. I just wanted to send you a little package to let you know I still care. Someone has to remind you that you are loved.
I was always there for you, you know. I was there when you took your first steps. I drove you to your first day at school. Some of my happiest memories are spending time in the winter with you, my niece, the only one who saw me as more than a thug.
I know that people came to take you away when your parents started fighting. I sent them. I was the one who made sure you could get to a safe place. I'm only sorry that there's no snow for us to play in there.
I wanted to give you your favorite mittens back. I even fixed them up for you after the sledding accident.
Keep your spirit free, and the mittens will keep you safe. My friends will come to your aid and take care of you, no matter where you are. And know that I'll always be there for you.
I love you. We'll be together again soon, I promise.
-Uncle Jacob
Attempts to track down POI-4769 and POI-4770 ("Freddie" and "Uncle Jacob") have met with no success.