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Registered Phenomena Code: 156
Object Class: Alpha-White
Hazard Types: N/A
Containment Protocols: RPC-156 must be kept within a low-threat containment chamber in Site-016. A low-voltage lamp is to remain on and focused to RPC-156-A at all times; said lamp should not be disconnected from its respective power source. Testing on RPC-156 may only be performed lightly (meaning no major alterations to RPC-156). Should RPC-156-A or -B perform any abnormal behaviors, they are both to be examined for 24 hours; if any resumption of normal activities occurs within these 24 hours, the examination may be called off.
Description: RPC-156 is a globe, measuring at 4 meters in diameter. RPC-156 holds both the Earth (RPC-156-A), and the Moon (RPC-156-B), both of which are void of any gravity, and act as potentially realistic simulations of the Earth and Moon. Evidence has shown that RPC-156-A has some form of intelligent life, as multiple artificial satellites have been observed via intensified observation.
RPC-156-A is known to rotate on its side, with a 23.5-degree angle, similar to Earth itself. RPC-156-B is also known to orbit at a 36-degree angle. Observations from within RPC-156 show that space can be examined, with no evident display of the containment chamber of RPC-156. RPC-156-A and -B are very fragile with their mechanics, thus limiting test opportunities. Please note that research has discovered RPC-156-A1, an intelligent species on RPC-156-A.
Addendum 1.1: Due to the uncertainty of the preservation of both RPC-156-A and RPC-156-B, testing is to only be conducted with authorization from RPC-156's Head Researcher, Dr. Brown. All behaviors of RPC-156 should be monitored and logged, as per order of the the Office of Analysis and Science, under the Research Division.
Addendum 1.2: Several minor testing sessions have been permitted, as authorized by a member in the Office of Analysis and Science. The following file will present the current situation of RPC-156.
Subject: RPC-156
Procedure: RPC-156-A is to be scanned for any radio frequencies, and all are to be recorded and archived.
Results: 150 different radio frequencies were recorded and archived are all being transcribed.
Analysis: Never did we even begin to think that it was possible for any intelligent life to be existing in such a small thing. You know, this [EXPLETIVE] just gets crazier and crazier the more we delve into it. Senior Researcher "Smith" to Research Supervisor Jeffrey.
Subject: RPC-156
Procedure: Potential television frequencies are to be interrupted, and are to be examined for the appearances of instances of RPC-156-A1.
Results: Instances of RPC-156-A1 appear mostly human, with the exception of a notable lack of body hair. As a test within a test said frequencies were replaced of cat videos.
Analysis: It was quite unsettling to observe, yes, but after checking the radio responses to the interruption, we gained some fine knowledge in doing so: instances of RPC-156-A1 are unfamiliar with pets, and thus began researching to figure out what the cat was. Quite funny, if you ask me. - Junior Researcher Willis to Research Supervisor Mackenzie.
Subject: RPC-156
Procedure: An "alien" spacecraft, with a size of three centimeters, is to be placed directly into high orbit of RPC-156-A for 24 hours, and all radio signals are to be intercepted, recorded, archived, and transcribed.
Results: Radio frequencies displayed severe dismay with the unidentified craft in orbit, and once it was removed, multiple stories and theories appeared about what it was were recorded from radio conversations of RPC-156-A1 instances.
Analysis: There was nothing exciting to this, other than it being a practical joke; a prank on your friend. If we spent the time to figure out how and why RPC-156 was so perfectly preserved, even without necessary circumstances, maybe we'd get somewhere. But no, we'd rather throw jokes around. Have a good old laugh, yes? - Research Supervisor Tenner to Head Researcher Brown.
