Foreword: CSD-23094 was instructed to attempt to operate and utilize the mechanical ride on an RPC-431 instance. The instance chosen resembled an early ghost train, specifically Haunted House by Pretzel Amusements. CSD-23094 was provided a hard hat, a two-way radio, and a headcam sending out a live feed to record both audio and video. A flashlight was also provided to CSD-23094 in order to assist in locating the mechanisms for powering and operating the instance.
CSD-23094: So, just checking again, you really want to try and turn one of these things on?
Dr. Verlaine: There's no need to worry, 23094. All the tests after yours have shown that more likely than not, the anomaly will not cause you any direct harm as long as you don't touch it directly.
CSD-23094: Whatever you say. I'm still not completely on board, but it's not like I got anything better to do right?
CSD-23094: So uh, do you know where the controls that would turn this ride on are? I don't exactly see any giant levers to pull.
Dr. Verlaine: Ah yes, looking at the schematics for the original ride, it seems as though a large breaker box should be hidden behind the exit area on the right.
CSD-23094: Gotcha, I'll take a look-see over there then.
CSD-23094 walks towards a large metal box with a lever on the side of it.
CSD-23094: Wow! I haven't seen one of these in a long time, my pops used to have a couple of these old fuse boxes. I guess it makes sense it would be here considering how old these things probably are.
CSD-23094 flips the lever on the side of the fusebox, resulting in numerous sparks coming out of the side of the box before the sounds of the ride's mechanisms begin emanating from the instance.
Speaker: Welcome, lost souls, to the Haunted House! Let's hope this ride won't end up being your last… Muahahahaha!
Dr. Verlaine: Alright, I guess that means it's on! 23094? I believe you'll have to take one of the ride vehicles and push it to the lift hill, doesn't look like there's anything that actually moves the cart outside of that.
CSD-23094: Gotta admit I'm a bit surprised you ain't more shocked this thing even works. I mean, shit there's no power supply, and I doubt there's any batteries that could power this thing for more than 2 seconds.
Dr. Verlaine: With anomalies, that's how things tend to go. Expect the unexpected right? Now let's get moving.
CSD-23094: Alright, alright, I gotcha. Didn't mention it earlier, but it's a bit odd how's there's only one of them uh, ride vehicles here. Guess I don't have to worry about a crash landing if you get my drift.
CSD-23094 pushes the vehicle over to the beginning of a chain lift, which hooks the cart and begins pushing it before CSD-23094 enters and secures himself inside the ride vehicle
Dr. Verlaine: Alright, so just make sure you describe anything that sticks out to you as you're going through the ride. The body camera should be able to get some rough footage, but considering the state of the ride and its speed, I doubt we'll be able to get much detail from that.
CSD-23094: Alright th- Hou-ough! Man this thing really chucks a fuckin brick at you with each turn, are you sure we need to do this?
CSD-23094: Alright entering the "dark ride" part now, looks like there's a witch lookin outta this window. she's got a big black snake prop hanging from her neck it seems too, Nex-Fuck! Next up, we got what looks like some trees, and behind that there's the big dipper? There's something written there too, something Odd-jig?
Dr. Verlaine: Could you repeat that CSD? Maybe spell it out?
CSD-23094: Yeah it was like G-I-T-C something and then the other word was O-D-J-I-G. I missed another spot but there was nothing special there, just a jar of some prop gore.
CSD-23094: Ok, this one looks like there's a big gate, and then something above it I can't quite see. I can barely see with these lights, although I guess that's the idea, right?
CSD-23094: Coming up next, it looks like there's a face or something. I can just barely see it; it's behind a net. It looks like it's moving and trying to say something, but there's no noise. And right above it, there's some sort of weasel? I think. Hard to tell, with how old this stuff is, right? Dr. V?
CSD-23094: Ah, well at least this one's easy, just a wooden picture of some guy being stabbed through the head. Nothing too nuts there. After that there's a, well it looks like there's a window but it's covered up. There's a big strip of bark with some glowing pictures carved on it. It shows a bunch of Indians standing around what looks like an old fair? There's a half circle above 'em too.
CSD-23094: Dr. V? Are you there at all? I mean, this seems important.
CSD-23094: Well whatever, I guess we got a painting of I assume Satan or just some devil. It's covered up again by another glowing strip. There's more Indians, but it looks like they're dancing and now there's a bunch of circles under that big half circle on top.
CSD-23094: And then there's a dead body again, looks like just a normal fake skeleton. Although, it's probably just my eyes playin' tricks or somethin', but he has the same orange shirt as me. You never did tell me what happened to the other guy who took over while I was gone.
CSD-23094: I hope this ride's over soon.
CSD-23094: There's one last strip, just on a blank wall. Hard to make it out though, the damn thing's on fire. It looks like the fair's partly gone now and there's a weasel or something with a bunch of lines going from it to the buildings of the fair.
A few moments later, the doors to the outside of the ride are pushed open by the vehicle, and CSD-23094 exits the ride vehicle before it stops moving, tripping into a wall before he leaves the instance
CSD-23094 walks towards Dr. Verlaine, who is standing still, his pen on his notepad
CSD-23094: Hey! What was the big idea gettin' all silent halfway through there! I started to actually get scared by this shit for a moment!
CSD-23094 puts his hand on Dr. Verlaine's right shoulder before quickly jerking it back
CSD-23094: What the fuck! This is the most fucked up prank I've ever seen! 'Dja put a rose up your sleeve or somethi-
CSD-23094 is thrown onto the ground by Dr. Verlaine's body being limply flung towards the instance. As CSD-23094 turns around to see the instance, there is a brief moment where it is blocked by a large flock of gulls. By the time CSD-23094 was able to see the instance, it had demanifested.
Afterword: Due to the death of the current Head Researcher, all testing on RPC-431 is to be discontinued. Any interactions with RPC-431 instances henceforth are to be purely for containment purposes. As a reminder to all Officers and Agents handling RPC-431 cases, do not interact with the objects, and keep a safe distance, regardless of the situation.